A witness has just insulted Polish people during an interview. Andy is Polish.

Sipowicz – “Protrude the point for me.”

Bobby Simone does as requested. Note which finger he is using.

Sipowicz – “I keep sticking myself in the eye.”

Russian Woman: How could this happen? What’s wrong with this country?

Det. Andy Sipowicz: What’s wrong with this country? What’s wrong with it is too many people from other countries screw it up.

Det. Bobby Simone: Detective Sipowicz here is one of the few Native American Poles.

The moment Bobby Simone and Andy Sipowicz meet in NYPD Blue

Det. Andy Sipowicz: You know what this is about? Huh? You wanna know what this is gonna be about?

Det. Bobby Simone: What?

Det. Andy Sipowicz: These people worship *cows*. They, they let ’em live in the house, they’d starve to death before they’d eat them, ok?

Det. Bobby Simone: Andy, what does that have to do with this DOA?

Det. Andy Sipowicz: Because 200 years ago some bride wasn’t a virgin and that cursed a whole family line, and now the moon is in Jupiter’s a**hole, and some great- great- great- great- grandson had to wreak vengeance, and that’s what this is gonna be about.

Det. Bobby Simone: So now we got a theory to go on…

Scuse me stubbing my toe on your huge moral standards – Andy Sipowicz, NYPD Blue.

What would benefit you, somebody smacking you in the back of the head for about six straight hours, but we got homes to go to – Andy Sipowicz, NYPD Blue.